"Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June."
"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction."
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"If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder."
"A fool and his money get a lot of publicity."
"We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk."
"Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years."