"I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban."
"Things inspiring me - good melody, a great bass line, a fabulous voice... by which I mean someone who sounds great, rather than does pyrotechnics... and people playing really musically. Music is endlessly fascinating."
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