"When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will"
"The boats came, and they were only taking a few people at a time, so what happened was they took a boat and said, 'We can have two more children', so the boys went."
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Source: Anna Leonowens (2009). “The Romance of the Harem”, p.114, Applewood Books
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