"You would be amazed by what you can give up, lose, or break, and yet still be a person who gets happy over brownies."
"I never could have written the screenplay because I would have been forced to learn new software and I can't learn one more thing."
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Source: Interview with Claire Zulkey, zulkey.com. May 28, 2004.
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