"Eight hours of sleep would be amazing. That would be the best. If I could just figure out that part of my life, it would be great."
"When I first graduated college, I told my parents I'd try to pursue comedy for the first year or two, and if it didn't work out, I'd put my nose to the grindstone and try to find a job somehow. I went to UCB, and it clicked with me."
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