Bill James

"Let's try to find ten good things to say about Albert Belle: 10. So far as we know, he's never killed anyone. 9. He is handsome, and built like a God. 8. He played every game. 7. He has never appeared on the Jerry Springer Show. 6. He was an underrated base runner who was rarely caught stealing. 5. He hasn't been arrested in several years. 4. He is very bright. 3. He works hard. 2. He has never spoken favorably about Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, or any other foreign madman. 1. The man could hit."

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Source: Bill James (2001). “The New Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract”

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Bill James

Bill James

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Bill James is a baseball writer and statistician known for pioneering sabermetrics, fundamentally changing how the game is analyzed and understood.

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