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"These days we dimly believe that the Second World War was won with Russian blood and American money; and though that is in some ways true, it is also true that, without Churchill, Hitler would almost certainly have won."
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Source: Boris Johnson (2014). “The Churchill Factor: How One Man Made History”, p.10, Hachette UK
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