"I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still."
"Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist."
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Source: Calvin Trillin (2011). “Quite Enough of Calvin Trillin: Forty Years of Funny Stuff”, p.66, Random House
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