"If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am."
"You haven’t experienced awkwardness until you’ve seen a three-million-dollar piece of software cry."
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Source: Charles Yu (2010). “How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe: A Novel”, p.219, Vintage
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