"No place is ever as bad as they tell you it's going to be."
"There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk."
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Source: Chuck Thompson (2007). “Smile When You're Lying: Confessions of a Rogue Travel Writer”, p.15, Macmillan
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