"No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it."
"One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change."
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"Things like racism are institutionalized. You might not know any bigots. You feel like "well I don't hate black people so I'm not a racist," but you benefit from racism. Just by the merit, the color of your skin. The opportunities that you have, you're privileged in ways that you might not even realize because you haven't been deprived of certain things. We need to talk about these things in order for them to change."
"The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching."
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"Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!"