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"Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function."
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Source: Heaven Hell Dave Chappelle by Kevin Powell, www.esquire.com. April 30, 2006.
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