"No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it."
"What that’s allowed me to do is have a vantage point about my own life that's accessible to people still. I could see a guy walking down the street and be like, Even though I'm famous, I got more in common with this guy than, like, Brad Pitt."
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