"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
"I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle."
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Source: Roth Army by Oliver Hurley, www.theguardian.com. August 27, 2004.
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