"Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience."
"The plot is so tired that even this reviewer, who in infancy was let drop by a nurse with the result that she has ever since been mystified by amateur coin tricks, was able to guess the identity of the murderer from the middle of the book."
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Source: Dorothy Parker (1970). “A month of Saturdays: thirty-one famous pieces by Constant Reader”
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