"Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience."
"Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose."
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Source: One Perfect Rose l. 9 (1926)
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