"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes."
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Source: Earle Birney (1972). “The cow jumped over the moon: the writing and reading of poetry”, Holt McDougal
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