"Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts."
"Life is a series of avoiding horrible situations until ultimately you're dead. That's how I feel about things."
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"I've always dreamed of having a year-round haunted house."
"You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand."
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