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"I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getting rid of stuff. I'm not crazy. I also move so that I never have to wash any windows."
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Source: Seriously...I'm Kidding. Book by Ellen DeGeneres, 2011.
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