"Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink."
"You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled."
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Source: Seriously... I'm Kidding. Book by Ellen DeGeneres, www.goodhousekeeping.com. 2011.
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