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"A chair's function is not just to provide a place to sit; it is to provide a medium for self-expression. Chairs are about status, for example. Or signalling something about oneself. That's why the words chair, seat and bench have found themselves used to describe high status professions, from academia to Parliament to the law."
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Source: Evan Esar (1961). “Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar”
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