"It was more like an abortion than music, but he got a wildly enthusiastic response from the crowd. Well, we're all pro-choice out here in Hillmont, after all."
"Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency."
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Source: Frank Portman (2008). “King Dork”, p.341, Delacorte Books for Young Readers
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