"Don't worry about how things are. Watch where they are headed."
"If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy."
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"The world is not fair. If you persist in presuming it is, you will create a lot of unnecessary misery for yourself."
"Don't worry about where you are. Watch the first derivative."
"Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough."
"The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever."
"It is important to expose yourself to ideas you don't agree with from time to time. Attend a political rally of a party you do not like."