"In desperation I asked Fermi whether he was not impressed by the agreement between our calculated numbers and his measured numbers. He replied, "How many arbitrary parameters did you use for your calculations?" I thought for a moment about our cut-off procedures and said, "Four." He said, "I remember my friend Johnny von Neumann used to say, with four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk." With that, the conversation was over."

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Source: A meeting with Enrico Fermi by Freeman Dyson, www.nature.com. January 22, 2004.

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Freeman Dyson

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Freeman Dyson was a theoretical physicist and mathematician known for his contributions to quantum mechanics and his visionary ideas on technology and humanity.

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