"I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread."
"Although I fancy Britney, I think Shakira is hot too. Maybe I could let them fight over me. I'm a young lad and I've got to keep my options open."
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Source: Douglas Adams, Gareth Roberts (2012). “Doctor Who: Shada”, p.51, Random House
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