"I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think."
"Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes."
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"I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City."
"The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life."
"The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. So, I don't go out there [thinking], "Oh, I want to make this as silly as possible." In fact, sometimes I get the most enjoyment out of a sketch that plays very real - and it's so real that it's just funny."
"I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey."
"Everything's a conspiracy and everything's not a conspiracy. You could look at this planet and go, "This is all a conspiracy. God made this to test us to see if we'll use the nukes." You can let your mind believe anything."