"A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty impertinence of good mustard is a man of stone and without heart."
"You treat God like you treat any dangerous looney — keep him calm and stay on his good side."
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Source: Herb Gardner: the collected plays and the screenplay Who is Harry Kellerman and why is he saying those terrible things about me?.
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