"Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse."
"If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it."
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"I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch."
"I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that."
"If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?"
"I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman."
"I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish."