"Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy."
"Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit and substitute."
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Source: Comedy Central Presents: Jeff Stilson. Documentary, Comedy, 2003.
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