"Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy."
"Slaves were taught to be fine chefs, but they endangered their lives if they made a mistake or served an ill-prepared dish. Rather than being reprimanded, they were often hauled into the dining room and flogged in the presence of the guests."
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Source: Bone. Comic book by Jeff Smith, 1991-2004.
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