"You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you."
"I think the cartoons that they're children are watching, particularly 'The Simpsons,' they're OK. I think that the adult audience is making much too much of the danger that they imply. That's not the case. The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television."
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Source: Song: Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother
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