"The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth"
"The wife picked out ceramic tile for floor covering, not realizing that cost was determined by square foot, not square yard like carpet. Thinking the price was plenty reasonable, she had an extra room of tile ordered for installation. When the bill arrived, it was staggering. She and her husband began a fight that continued all through the construction job. They ended up divorced, but not until she had broken every window."
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Source: Interview with Robert Birnbaum, themorningnews.org. June 7, 2004.
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