"Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps."
"I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier."
3 likes
About the author
Same author
More quotes by Joe Murray
"Removal of an organ is difficult and dangerous. There have been several deaths of healthy donors. I think myself, I would be hesitant to participate as a liver donor. It's a very tricky operation."
"We're the real estate industry - not the manufacturers."
"Post-operatively the transplanted kidney functioned immediately with a dramatic improvement in the patient's renal and cardiopulmonary status."
"I still have a vivid memory of my excitement when I first saw a chart of the periodic table of elements."
"I do not feel any artist can produce great art without putting great personality into it. It is always a piece of you that goes on the screen or the canvass."