"You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'"
"I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things."
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