"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."

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Johnny Depp

Actor, Producer

Johnny Depp is an acclaimed actor known for his versatile roles and unique approach to character portrayal, particularly in films like 'Pirates of the Caribbean'.

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