"Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through."
"In church your grandsire cut his throat; to do the job too long he tarried: he should have had my hearty vote to cut his throat before he married."
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Source: 'Verses on the Upright Judge'
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