"Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through."
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Source: Jonathan Swift, Thomas Roscoe (1859). “The Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D.: With Copious Notes and Additions and a Memoir of the Author”, p.359
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