"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."
"Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it."
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"I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later."
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"Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams."
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"Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window."