"Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best."
"I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do."
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Source: Kin Hubbard (1908). “Abe Martin's Almanack”
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