"[On children:] Being built closer to the floor, they can dust the baseboards in half the time."
"My favorite question that is asked only of women is, 'What do you do with yourself all day?' The only possible answer is, 'Make nuclear bombs in my bathroom. Just little ones, though."
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Source: Lois Wyse (1984). “The Six-Figure Woman and How to Be One”, Fawcett Books
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