"One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine threat to roughly 3,000 police officers."
"People innately have lots of solutions. It sounds like an obvious thing, but everyone thinks that they can be prime minister; everyone thinks that they can do a better job."
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"The only deadline is the one I give myself."
"There is little difference in the knowledge held by those who can't learn and those who won't."
"Christians and Jews don't believe in Allah or Brahma. Hindus don't believe in Yahweh or Allah. Muslims don't believe in Brahma or Yahweh. Atheists agree with all of them."
"We're quite lucky that we've got political freedoms. We should be using them."
"Free speech is the cornerstone to every right we have."