"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
"There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!"
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Source: Following the Equator ch. 24, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar (1897)
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