"My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres."
"My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye."
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"My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye."