"I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'."
About Molly Harper
Molly Harper — Life and Legacy
Molly Harper is a notable contemporary author recognized for her engaging storytelling and unique voice in the romance genre. Her works, such as 'Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs,' showcase her ability to weave humor into the complexities of love and relationships, making her narratives both entertaining and relatable. Harper's core thinking revolves around the idea that love is not just a fairy tale but a journey filled with quirks and challenges. She often emphasizes authenticity and self-acceptance in her characters, as seen in her quote, 'Love is messy, and that's what makes it beautiful.' This perspective invites readers to embrace the imperfections of their own romantic experiences. The relevance of Harper's quotes lies in their ability to resonate with readers navigating their own relationships. By combining humor with emotional insight, her words offer a refreshing take on love, encouraging individuals to find joy in the chaos and complexity of their connections.
Quote collection
Molly Harper quotes
10 quotes — follow a thought to its full quote page.
"A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And if there was one thing I was familiar with it was pleasing...There's no way to finish that sentence without embarrassing myself."
"I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage."
"You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl."
"If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws with my dog."
"Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed."
"The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on."
"Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like life in Los Angeles."
"There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for the hills, because I'm getting ready to take out bystanders."
"Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold at wal-mart."