"Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet."
"The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find it is only a water hole. What they're looking for is an 'elk-a-hole'."
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Source: Fictional character: Captain Spaulding. Animal Crackers, 1930.
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