"I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork."
"My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again."
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Source: The Late Show with David Letterman, www.oocities.org. November 24, 1994.
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