"I really don't know what "I love you" means. I think it means "Don't leave me here alone."
"I am remarkably likeable. Few people have ever been as likeable as I am. There is, frankly, no end to my likeability. People gather together in public assemblies to discuss how much they like me. I have several awards, and a small medal from a small country in South America which pays tribute both to how much I am liked and my general all around wonderfulness. I don't have it on me, of course. I keep my medals in my sock drawer."
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Source: Neil Gaiman (2005). “Anansi Boys”
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