"I really don't know what "I love you" means. I think it means "Don't leave me here alone."
"It was a perfectly normal gerbil. It appeared to be living in an exciting construction of cylinders, spheres and treadmills, such as the Spanish Inquisition would have devised if they'd had access to a plastics molding press."
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Source: Good Omens. Book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, 1990.
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