"If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet."
"You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy."
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Source: Neil Simon (1971). “The gingerbread lady: a new play”, Samuel French, Inc.
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