"Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters."
"Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight."
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